Kamala Feminists Are Having A Meltdown and Shaving Off Their Hair Like Little Kids That Found The Scissors And Didn't Know The Hair Wouldn't Grow Back
— ModernShaman (@ModernShaman777) November 7, 2024
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New Wave of Empowerment? Women Shaving Heads for the “Cause”—and the Inevitable First-Cut Regret
In an unexpected twist of post-election fervor, a wave of Kamala Harris supporters has begun shaving their heads as a symbol of independence and rejection of traditional beauty standards. They say it’s all about empowerment, taking a stand to show they aren’t defined by their appearance—or, as some would have it, by the expectations of men. But, as anyone with a pair of scissors and a mirror could predict, the grand first cut comes with a little surprise: the shock of “Oh no, it’s actually gone. And it’s… not growing back anytime soon.”
The footage is both bold and, let’s be honest, a little like watching a kid give themselves a haircut for the first time. There’s the pride, the excitement, and then—wait for it—the slow realization that hair isn’t Play-Doh. It won’t pop back into place the moment you regret the decision. Some are even calling for others to shave off their eyebrows next, all in the name of consistency, of course. And while the commitment is commendable, it does beg the question: where exactly is the line between making a statement and, well, jumping head-first into a style decision that’s here to stay?
Of course, for some, the “4B” movement behind this is about independence, liberation, and shedding the old norms. But watching the reaction after that very first buzz across the scalp? Priceless. It’s like witnessing a new trend and a life lesson collide, all in one brave swipe of the clippers. Who knew activism could look so much like a middle-school flashback?
So, what’s next for these self-styled revolutionaries? Perhaps a few more mirrors and a little less commitment to the first impulse. After all, empowerment might feel just as powerful… with a hat.
Modern Shaman & AVa
